lape

To lape someone is the act by which one ejaculates seminal fluids on another's body.

She complained that after being laped she was all sticky.

by Mokra Cipka December 24, 2007

lape

a stupid person; moron

Donner was a lape for talking about VHS's being gone forever deliberately. It was not an accident for him.

by forehard bill July 21, 2018

Lape

1)Unconditional love for dolphins
2)A extreme case of over achiever
3)The opposite of George.
4)Anti-George

"That Matt, he is so Lape for that Dolphin."
"Dude, don't Lape that exam."
"Are you laping me right now?"
"Haha, you just got lape."

by Issam March 31, 2008

lapes

old people; elderly; senior citizens

Look at those lapes sitting in those rocking chairs.

by Anish Patel May 26, 2008

laped

a rape of the lips. a forced kiss onto someone without consent.

He locked the door to the bathroom and laped me!

by ross the boss09 May 4, 2009

Lape

Pronounced LAYPE, this is just like being fraped but on LinkedIn.

I totally just LAPEd you bro, XD

by thebigwan March 5, 2015

Lape

(v) When Mr. Lapish gives you so much homework and you can't do anything else.

"Did you watch the football game last night?"
"No, I was Laped"

by shazwald2.0 March 1, 2010