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suckford 

a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way

see Stepford Wife

alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door

A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.

A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.

"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"

suckford by dsimms May 26, 2008
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sucklord 

A person that sucks, royally.

A person of supreme suckage.
"That guy is a sucklord for taking my parking space with his Escalade."
sucklord by alicemcgee November 29, 2011
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Super Sucklord 

The strongest of the sucklords. All of the other sucklords praise him, as they are weaker.
Sucklord69: I am sorry Super Sucklord, please forgive me.
Super Sucklord by CharaCIC October 11, 2020

Super Sucklord 

The supreme leader of the gay empire and the strongest sucklord. After the previous leader of the gay empire died of illness super sucklord took his place. That was only three short years ago and in that time he unified the gay empire bringing it to its former strength. They also created a legion of super soldiers named homotroopers, and a elite group of warriors he personally trained these warriors have been named sucklords after their master. These sucklords are identified by a number and are near unbeatable even the weakest of them can easily decimate a small town in a single attack.
That is him the supreme leader super sucklord.
Super Sucklord by Billette October 12, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026