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Ninja defuse 

Term "ninja defuse" comes from Counter-Strike. It's when Counter-Terrorist player stays hidden near C4 and waits for all remaining Terrorists to exit area before C4 explodes. Then, with defusal kit, he can quickly defuse C4 and win the round.
Most notable example is from SK v NiP match from CPL Winter 2005.
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!
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Ninja Defuse 

Of the game Call of Duty 4:
When playing the gametype "search and destroy", a Ninja Defuse consists of sneaking up behind the member of the attacking team who is planting the bomb at either target A or B and lying in wait behind them for them to finish planting. As soon as they have done so, one begins immediately to defuse the bomb (occasionally actually pulling it from underneath them). The enemy who has just planted the bomb rarely check behind them for a ninja, so concerned are they with watching nearby corners for oncoming enemies. Most effective when all but one member from each team has been eliminated.
Game announcer man: Bomb defused.
Bomb planter:Aw man i just planted! How the hell he defuse that?
Ninja:Aha n00b i just ninja defused you.

Ninja defuse 

A ninja defuse is best described as a epic moment of surprising the enemy team or catching them off guard when they've left too few teammates at a bombsite or if the enemy team has not noticed the opposing player whose near the bombsite and the opposing player goes for a defusal and then wins it either by killing the enemy player(s) on the bombsite where the bomb has been planted or other type of methods in FPS games such as Counter-Strike.
Player 1 (Team CT): Is he actually doing it?
Player 2 (Team CT): OMG. Does (Player 5) have it?
Player 3 (Team CT): It's inbelievable!!!
Player 4 (Team CT): YES, he's going for a ninja defuse!!!
Player 5 (Team CT): That's how it's done everybody! that's how it's done!
Ninja defuse by Ninja defuse June 15, 2015

Ninja Defuse 

The stealth and silent act of masturbating with other people in the room. A properly executed Ninja Defuse leaves all other people in the room unknowing of your deed. Most common in college dormitories and sexless relationships.
Guy 1: Dude i'm really horny, i need to go rub one out but my roommate is always sitting around playing Call of Duty.
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1: Oh damn son! You're a genius!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026