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sarcactus 

1. A person who is both prickly and sarcastic.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.
1. Girl 1: "Yeah, you look 'great' in that dress."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"

2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."
sarcactus by Gypsie96 November 25, 2013
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Saudacity 

The ability to not give a shit without being a simp
Girl 1: Do you like my new shoes
Guy 1:I really don’t give a shit
Guy 2: wow, he’s got some saudacity
Saudacity by Saudibird March 3, 2020
An adjective. Specifically describing something in a positive manor, it means cute, hot, charming etc.
Girl 1:“Omg his voice is so salacity!”
Girl 2: “I know right?!”
salacity by 2bxiia December 20, 2020

Sarcacetious 

(adjective) : sar-ka-see-shus

Basically being sarcastic and facetious at once. (Sarcasm without being condescending)
I wish Shane would shut the fuck up with his sarcacetious commentary.
Sarcacetious by Shane McGehee July 22, 2008

smartacity

The state of being a smart ass, or possibly something done to create such a state. A Latinate spelling of "smart-ass-ity".
HMB's urbandictionary definitions are characterized by their loquacity, obscurity, and smartacity.

"What your comment lacks in logical merit or accuracy, it more than makes up for in smartacity."
smartacity by HMB December 24, 2007
n. (sar-SAIR-it-ee') A combination of sarcasm and sincerity.

See also sarcere
When I told her I liked her joke, I was being a little sarcastic, but a little sincere...so I was using sarcerity."
sarcerity by nduanetesh July 4, 2010