hammich 

Ham + Sandwich = Hammich

NOT an STD.

Girl #1: Hey, I gots a tasty hammich!

Guy #2: That sounds like an STD.

Girl#1: WELL IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch* *foams at mouth*

hammich by Ai-chan May 9, 2008

Hammich 

The ham sandwich that Craig David dared to sing about

Took her for a hammich on Monday..

Hammich by olephant August 16, 2023

hammich 

an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.

small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)
most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD

hammich by themostamazingbrian May 13, 2008

Hammich 

A sandwich made completely from ham. Ham bread, ham meat, hat cheese, ham condiments....

Man that was a good hammich

Hammich by Therealhamman March 17, 2021

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

hammicon

The use of a photo of Jon Hamm rather than an emoticon. Useful for a wider array of emotions, and for his manly beauty.

I'm a little intimidated, my girlfriend keeps sending me hammicons

hammicon by The One The Only DD August 22, 2011

Hammichtime 

The point in time at which your eating a hammich (Ham Sandwich).

Stop. Hammichtime!

Joe: I thnk it's hammichtime
Jane: Yeah, me too.

Hammichtime by Ajihand March 31, 2009