neck meat 

Meat in the region of the neck area.

Ian: what is the matter levi?
Levi: i think i bruised my neck meat!

neck meat by dong on rye May 24, 2008

Neck meat 

similar to neck boob but at the front of the neck instead of the back. Can be described as fatty chunks of yellow goodness encapsulated in the skin of the neck.
warble wobble...people with thick neckmeat can be seen with double chins.

kip: ugh i think you bruised my neck meat
napoleon: sorry
kip: arg i think you ripped my mole off

"kala and dominique have extreeeeme neckmeat"

Neck meat by Receeder Clan December 19, 2007

Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome 

When the meat on your neck becomes stiff and bruised, and not easy to move. Doctors around the world have found no cure for this nasty disease.

"Sally why is your neck so stiff? My Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome is flaired up again!"

Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome by Rubyissuspect October 18, 2009