Other people: Oh it's Mop, the leader of the Shroc. I bet he thinks he's so cool, lecturing people all day.
Mop: I'm a Shroc, of course I'm cool!
Who do you think you are? You know, I'm outraged at how you presume that I lecture people meaninglessly, when every word I say is beyond important and worth considering. Your absolutely disgusting humour resonates with me on one hundred levels, each giving me a new reason to lecture you! But
what can I say? I'm a shroc and
you're not; of course I have dignity, respect, and utmost sincerity, and to let this be put frankly, you have none of those things.