hammich

Ham + Sandwich = Hammich

NOT an STD.

Girl #1: Hey, I gots a tasty hammich!

Guy #2: That sounds like an STD.

Girl#1: WELL IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch* *foams at mouth*

by Ai-chan May 10, 2008

hammich

an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.

small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)
most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD

by themostamazingbrian May 14, 2008

Hammiches

Silly little person on a love quest

Did you see Hammiches' new post about her having no partners? They're pretty cool ngl, hell if he was my friend that would be cool I think

by PJ_digi May 27, 2022

Hammiches

Silly little dude on a love quest

Did you hear about Hammiches' new post about looking for a partner? It was pretty funny.

by PJ_digi May 27, 2022

Hammiches

Some person on tiktok that stole my name
he plays tf2, state of decay and project zomboid
he really likes tally hall

“Yo have you ever heard of Hammiches?”
“No”

by kjiwi May 27, 2022

Hammich

The ham sandwich that Craig David dared to sing about

Took her for a hammich on Monday..

by olephant August 16, 2023

hammiches

some cool dude on tiktok

dude 1:"do you follow hammichesisback on tiktok?"

dude 2:"who?"

dude 1 continues to stab dude 2 then rip out his tounge

by truefeman June 8, 2022