Garvin

N. A unit of measurement used to record the amount of butthurt on the internet.

Dude look at Andrew, he must be pushing 1000 Garvins with how angry he looks!

by XKalibur June 4, 2013

Garvin

A fantastic bass player with perfect hair.

"If you were a bass I'd totally finger your g string" said the class Garvin.

by shhhitsamystery December 21, 2015

Garvin

Someone who posseses an over the top '80s haircut.

Jenny: Did you hear about Britney's haircut?

Stephanie: OMG, its so Garvin.

by Lawlcatz October 4, 2008

garvin

an incredibly smart, funny and clever boy. he's always full of great ideas, he exceeds in anything

"omg! can you believe what he just did?"
"yup, that's garvin."

by abcmnxyz August 8, 2018

Garvinate

Garvinate often sounds like a gardening tool but, actually means an adventurous, handsome, and often called awesome.

" Your a real Garvinate!"

by Garvinate May 18, 2016

garvin

adj.
describes the look of someone's face when they are told something so shocking that their eyes bulge out, their mouth opens, the entire room is stunned by association and time stops.

"Were you there when John told Jenn about how someone threw a skunk in his face?"

"Yeah! The look on her face was so garvin!"

by G. Sea May 7, 2008

fred garvin

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.

I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.

by volume4 July 28, 2005