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cannon

1. (n.) The future Philadelphia Flyers captain who blasts anyone in his way, via bruising body checks, fists of fury, or delivers blazing shots and sick nasty deke moves.

2. (v.) To violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.

3. (adj.) The quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.
Richards is Cannon, and the Philadelphia Flyers are Goon Squad Central. They will cannon fools in the face this year.
by Molten Funk January 6, 2008
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"Stumpy is a real class cannon - he can clean out a vic's pockets faster than a flatfoot can eat a donut!"
by VerbalGimp May 29, 2007
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A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.
I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.
by Robertino October 19, 2005
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(girl with big butt walks by)

De'von: She got a CANNON!
by champagneforever July 31, 2008
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When dumb people are describing 'canon', (the material accepted as officially part of the story in an individual universe of that story) they refer to it as 'cannon'.
Dave: Is that in the original story?
Mark: Just deal with it, it's cannon
Dave: You mean canon?
Mark: No I mean cannon! Boom!
Dave: *shakes his head*
by ItsCannon October 19, 2015
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v. to deny, shutdown, or reject
n. a statement made rejecting a particular person
Dude, I just got cannoned by that girl! She wouldn't give me her number.
by Gangster A August 21, 2008
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a cunt that fuckes your mom evry night so watch your mom
by fug er March 3, 2017
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