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Assdouche 

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.
"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"
Assdouche by M-O-W March 15, 2008
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A term used to insult the band Smashmouth.
Please change the channel, I hate listening to Assmouth.
Assmouth by Big Meat011 October 15, 2011

assdouche 

to flush out the contents of the anal cavity
You stupid assdouche
assdouche by bread infection October 21, 2005
Someone who will never stfu,or every time they talk shit comes out of there mouth.
Dominic is a assmouth,he always talks gay,sabrina sprays shit out of her mouth when she talks
assmouth by assmaster65 September 29, 2005

assmouthavitis 

Derogatory term for an individual who exudes an unsavoury stench from their mouth while speaking, laughing, and or while opening their mouth in general.
Bill's bad breath attained such a level repugnance that his coworkers now joke that he suffers from assmouthavitis.
assmouthavitis by chimp_tickler April 16, 2004
Someone who talks randomly and without a point
John: Yesterday I met my girlfriend in the mall, speaking of the mall, they have discounts on dildos, speaking of dildos, I gotta buy one for my mother! Jack: What an assmouth
Assmouth by Assmouth666 May 1, 2011