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useless as tits on a boar hog 

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.
Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

Boss Hog at the Boar Trough 

A saying used by men with mustaches who grew up when “Dick” was the nation’s most popular name, used to describe an individual or organization so talented or powerful as to be unbeatable and universally revered. A far more manly and descriptive way of saying “a man amongst boys”. The literal explanation is that a boar is the biggest, baddest male pig and the individual or organization in question is the boss or alpha among the boars.
Fuck, Butch! Back in the 70’s, Easton Lacrosse was boss hog at the boar trough! Nobody wanted to play them.

boar hoggin'

while fucking your chick,put her ankles to her ears,open it wide and pound it,then proceed to sqeal and grunt like a boar..
man i tore that shit up last night..boar hoggin' it..
boar hoggin' by doodoo4u May 2, 2006

Boarhog Grind

An aggressive sexual act in which a male gets the female in a doggy style postition whilst bending the arms over her head and roughly scooting back and forth in a grinding motion making the woman grunt like a wild boar
Crispy got me in the Boarhog Grind last night and i thought for sure i was gonna start squeeling
Boarhog Grind by xXProzacxX July 26, 2009
Anal sex upon a restrained victim or subject.
Let's go back to the stationhouse and boarhog us a drunk.
boarhog by westgateian September 9, 2003