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useless as tits on a boar hog 

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.
Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

Boss Hog at the Boar Trough 

A saying used by men with mustaches who grew up when “Dick” was the nation’s most popular name, used to describe an individual or organization so talented or powerful as to be unbeatable and universally revered. A far more manly and descriptive way of saying “a man amongst boys”. The literal explanation is that a boar is the biggest, baddest male pig and the individual or organization in question is the boss or alpha among the boars.
Fuck, Butch! Back in the 70’s, Easton Lacrosse was boss hog at the boar trough! Nobody wanted to play them.

boar hoggin'

while fucking your chick,put her ankles to her ears,open it wide and pound it,then proceed to sqeal and grunt like a boar..
man i tore that shit up last night..boar hoggin' it..
boar hoggin' by doodoo4u May 2, 2006

Boarhog Grind

An aggressive sexual act in which a male gets the female in a doggy style postition whilst bending the arms over her head and roughly scooting back and forth in a grinding motion making the woman grunt like a wild boar
Crispy got me in the Boarhog Grind last night and i thought for sure i was gonna start squeeling
Boarhog Grind by xXProzacxX July 26, 2009
Anal sex upon a restrained victim or subject.
Let's go back to the stationhouse and boarhog us a drunk.
boarhog by westgateian September 9, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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