I was boomswaggled by the guy outside of the liquor store when i found out that he did not really have a family waiting in his car, or even a car that was out of gas. He really wanted the money for drugs and beer.
The act of pouring wet concrete inside your opponent’s asscrack, so when it hardens they can’t shit anymore. If they try to shit, they will explode and die from needing too much force to push poop through hard concrete.
Bartholomew: Gertrude you’re a bitch Gertrude: I’m gonna fucking boomswaggle you
Bartholomew: No wait! Please! I take everything back!
Gertrude: Too late motherfucker (*starts boomswaggling*)
Bartholomew: aw fuck i gotta take a shit (*fucking explodes and dries*)
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.