preferably irish likes to drink and wake up laying next to a fat chick with no recolection of what had happened the prior night is a good friend....liquior+female spillane="derek derek derek derek" another term for a spillane is anything from whale to alcoholic to manwhore to jungle fever guitar player adventure seeker just remember to never be silly wrap your willy with a spillane side effects may include:

blindness

trouble breathing
being drunk

taking lots of pictures
spillane+denora+kovacevich=the most badass mothauckas on this planet
i cant beleive you had a spillane last night
by muahahhaaha January 25, 2011
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Famous war criminal Greg Spillane commited suicide on the 17th of May, 2006. He chose to take his own life rather than being gunned down by the police in an abandoned mall in Reno. He had abandoned his wife and daughter in a motel the night before to "save them from who i became".
Sometimes im afraid Greg Spillane ghost stays with us
by big boy grog January 14, 2019
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A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
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To be into younger dental students when you are clearly 50
Who Ben? That guy is such a spillane!
by Tillbd5 September 29, 2021
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