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Straight John Porkin’ it 

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

Porking it 

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .
Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"
Porking it by furrywall June 17, 2011

Perkin It 

Popularized by The BIG A.K., “Perkin It” can be used is various situations to express displeasure in one’s actions
The BIG AK - “Yo B stop perkin it”
Person 2 - “What the hell is perkin it”
The BIG AK - “…….”
Person 2 - “…….”
The BIG AK - “Word to folk n fam B pipe down”
Perkin It by baba goura May 9, 2024

Pokin till it's broken 

When a guy has sex for so long that the only way to stop him is either the inability to get a hard on, or the literal snapping of his meat hammer.
Guy 1: "Damn, Jake's been in there with that girl for a looooong time."

Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026