K Road, a.k.a Karangahape Road: The place to go if you're in need of some desperate pleasure from a filthy whore.
Much like Great South Road at Hunters Corner. Where you need to keep your car doors locked if driving through the area around 2-3am... they'll try and jump in with you.
Sam: "Where's Richie tonight?"
Cameron: "I hear he's gone down to K Road. That's the only way that ugly mutha is ever gonna get laid"
K Road is a historic precinct in the Uptown of Auckland CBD. Short for Karangahape Road, K'Road boasts a lot of heritage bildings and arcades. One of the popular arcades is St. Kevins Arcade.
Although undergoing gentrification, this area is generally known as the red light district of Auckland.
a primary yet heightened male infatuation towards a female, which is often short lived. typically occurs in males aged 6-11 only. However during this time, the males have no idea this is only a Kroadh phase ; hence they may behave possessed, chant names and claim seeing visions of marriage as well.
not to be mistaken with 'crush', which may be harmless. Kroadh stems from a more sinister desire, rooted in south-east asian culture wherein stalking and obsessing over females is rampant in young boys.
''I had a huge Kroadh on her, but my baldfather cockblocked me''
''My kroadh for her isn't reducing, I've carved her name with a knife on my forearm''
''This kroadh of mine will be the death of me, I'm fully fucked!''
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.