Telemarketer 1: Would you be interested in buying a Shamwow for the low
price of $19.99?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 1: would you like me to switch you to a spanish
line?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 2: ¿Le gustaría comprar un ShamWow pero solamente 2.000 pesos?
You: What the fuck? Speak english you
retard
(hang up)
You: Man that was a great Reverse Prank Call