Clariceism 

The use of a word that only the user has an understand to the meaning, despite the user fully believing the word is of common use.

She stunned her peers when she announced "My hipacampaloop isn't working today". A true Clariceism

Clariceism by BMaeson April 18, 2008

Claireism 

The butchering of a common phrase or term.

Claire - I’m always happy to be an ear to listen to.

Rob - Another classic Claireism

Claireism by StumpyBob November 24, 2020

Claireism 

A truly unique moment caused by Claire, many would normally say a ditsy moment. But Claire adds flare to such moments that whilst cause some embarrassment to Claire, provide great joy to others.

Claire has spilt her tea. A Claireism.

Claireism by Claireism December 17, 2021