imaginationship 

An imaginary relationship that someone makes up in their head because they are secretly very deeply in love with someone else. It falls somewhere between crush and stalking.

John: "Man I wanna tell you something but you have to promise to keep it a secret."
Fred: "Sure thing man, whats up?"
John: "I'm totally in love with Kelly man!"
Fred: "Dude that's never gonna happen, I think you have an imaginationship going on."
John: "Yea I guess your right."

imaginationship by Gus15 December 9, 2008

Imaginationship 

An imaginary relationship.

Girl/Boy thinks about and dreams about a person, usually a celebirty and believes they are in a relationship with them. " I have an imaginationship with John Tucker."

Imaginationship by loveyoumatthew May 31, 2009

Imaginationship 

1. An almost nonexistent relationship, usually of a romantic nature, with one party exaggerating or imagining their closeness; a relationship almost exclusively existing in the hopeful person's mind.

2. A product of a lovelorn person's imagination, a relationship planned out in said person's thoughts, unbeknownst to their object of affection, and almost never acted upon; can be a celebrity as well.

Person A: So how is Kyle doing with Sarah?
Person B: Haha, he told you they were going out? Total imaginationship.

Despite Tyler having a girlfriend, Beth develops their imaginationship in her head, right up to their wedding.

Imaginationship by SondraSquarepants June 8, 2009

Imaginationship 

When the person you had feelings for isn't who you thought they were.

Yeah that's when I realized I had an imaginationship with him.

Imaginationship by Daward March 29, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004