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goggle.com 

when you get a virus in the 2000's
Guy: Help
Guy 2: why?
Guy: i accidentally went to goggle.com instead of google.com and im doomed
goggle.com by appointment November 16, 2020

google.com 

Kick ass search engine that provides 100% no BS search results unlike MSN, Dogpile, or AltaVista. Also provides other bad ass features such as translations, UPDATED news, and even a shopping search portal.
I google popular web sites since I'm too lazy to type in long and pointless URL's
google.com by PP September 27, 2003

google,com 

You tryed to type google.com but you're qwertylexic so you typed google,com by accident.

But luck for you, the internet is retard proof so it will take you to google.com.

YAY!
Normal Person: Go on google for me a sec I wanna search

something.

Retard: (Tries to type google.com actually types google,com) Crap! I put a comma instad of a full stop. FML!

Retard: Ohhh... wait it works anyway! <3
google,com by ---><--- January 23, 2011

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google.com 

The answer to all of lifes problems. i swear. whatever the hell you need, just enter it in the search bar. Mail-Order-Wives, New Insults, A Kick-Ass online slang dictionary (its true how i found this site), Cars, Cant remember the name of a song? just enter in the lyrics in "". It will change your effing life.
Average Human: dude, where the hell is cambodia?

Informative Human: go to google.com already, dumbass.

google.com 

A search engine that can be used to search anything from how a TV works to what a monkey is. It also includes a global map that can be seen in satellite or hybrid and can even show how good (or bad) the traffic is.It's everything you need in one simple search engine.

And for those who like to stay updated:
Google and NASA are teaming up to form a world-class observatory to every desktop, giving anyone with PC access to remote galaxies and exploding supernovae. The images will be taken by the newly built Large Synoptic Survey Telescope, or LSST, slated to go online in 2013. Get ready to have 30 TERABYTES of astronomy imagery, baby!!!!!
Person 1: Oh man, i missed Sex ED at school. Where am i going to learn that "stuff"?
Person 2: On Google.com, DUH!

Person A: WOW, i love science. Where can i learn more about it?
Person B: Check out Google.com. It has loads of stuff
google.com by Alec K June 2, 2007