Sexual act in which a male withdraws just before climax and, not possessing
the control to target his
ejaculate on typical female anatomy targets (
buttocks, stomach, breasts, face), he unintentionally loses his load on his own pants.
Attorney: "Why couldn't you be the father of Karen Sypher's aborted child?"
Rick Pitino: "Because I pulled a Sticky Ricky."
Attorney: "What?
What is that?
Please explain to the court."
Rick Pitino: "I spilled my load down the front of my $6000 suit pants before I could move around to unload on her leathery breasts. So the kid ain't mine."
Attorney: "Whoa,
wait a second. You only penetrated her for 15 seconds, and yet still managed to ejaculate on yourself?"
Rick Pitino: "Yes."
Attorney: "Dude...."