Humptree

Insult refering to young males who are often prone to passionate affairs with the letter P. Often moody or giddy. Likes to pretend to be a real man.

You are such a Humptree matt!!

Man up Humptree.

Put the P down and step away from the gay.

Humptree by Wee Jockey Campbell. April 12, 2008

Humptress 

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

Humptress by David March 16, 2003

humpereelot

a person that is addicated to Humping of or with the other sex.

polly pocket

humpereelot by Butt Head June 29, 2003