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proffitt 

One who is jewish and unaturally short.
Toms little brother is such a proffitt.
proffitt by Parker Perry April 2, 2008

Emily Proffitt 

A hoe who flirts with everyone cause she tries hard to get with every guy there is but always ends up dating little kids. Also Occasionally kisses other people's boyfriends and ends relationships.
"Who is that girl that walks like she has a rat up her ass?"
"Oh that's Emily Proffitt."
Emily Proffitt by Hail2Her September 7, 2016

German Profitterol

The act of cumming in a girls mouth and then smearing shit from your asshole across her lips
Dude, she looks like she's enjoying her german profitterol today
German Profitterol by Ze Baker December 29, 2023

Josiah D Proffit 

very charming guy. no one knows why, but he just has a way to win hearts. big ol forehead but still wins over moms across the globe. often seen with woman over the age of 40+.
John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”

Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026