A hoe who flirts with everyone cause she tries hard to get with every guy there is but always ends up dating little kids. Also Occasionally kisses other people's boyfriends and ends relationships.
very charming guy. no one knows why, but he just has a way to win hearts. big ol forehead but still wins over moms across the globe. often seen with woman over the age of 40+.
John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”
Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”