Person A: whos that really tall charismaticsharpshooter Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah
Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.
Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.
"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"