crabula 

A genetic hybrid created by the evil doctor Trill Trillington.

A Crabula is half crab, half dracula.

Daym girl, that there be the TRILLEST crabula ever!

crabula by Trill Trillington April 1, 2008

Crabslap 

The act of slapping a sexual partner in the face with crab meat in a sexual manner.

After my anal discharge Hunter crabslaps me in the face.

Crabslap by Rageyy December 27, 2010

Cribulate 

The act of one residing in their crib

"I'm just gonna cribulate later"

Cribulate by Verycooldude March 23, 2020

crapulation 

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.

Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.

crapulation by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

crapulance 

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

crapulance by D Morris July 16, 2008

Crapulate 

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

Crapulate by Mike737 September 25, 2006

cribulatory

Fancy word for crib. sounds more profesional than crib

Meet me at my cribulatory

cribulatory by Kevin from Mercedes, brought to me by FatAndy.com June 30, 2006