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Date Movie 

The absolute worst movie of 2006. One of the worst films ever. So incredibly awful that they actually put Alison Hannigan in a fat suit. Most of the people who watched it committed a big messy suicide in the middle of the theater. Avoid at all cost. About as funny as a marathon of Mind of Mencia.
Dude, that was worse than Date Movie.

I'm sorry for the death of your mother my friend.

Date Movie 

to date movie, is to repeat something a re-fucking-dicilously huge amount of times, through fault of being a tard
Chris: you see date movie?
Jacob: no.

::5 min later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob: what the fuck? you just asked me that, no.

::30 seconds later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob:: NO!

::5 days later::

Jacob: you see date movie?

Chris: eff you.
Date Movie by Chris the Fifth March 29, 2008

watching Date Movie 

smoking weed/being under its influence
Me: Dude, let's go watch Date Movie while watching Date Movie!
Alek: Sounds good.
watching Date Movie by sssssc September 13, 2008

Movie Date

A concept designed to connect those who are in relationships at a distance. This usually consist of calling each other to start the movie at the exact same time, making sure every word in the movie is synonymous, and staying on the phone for the full length of the movie in order to get the experience as if your loved one was right beside you.
B and J may have watched "Imagine Me & You" over the phone for their first movie date. Or "Would you like to watch 'Feast of Love' on a movie date?"
Movie Date by jegjkd August 12, 2008

Movie date fart 

The act of flatulating profusely after holding in a massive fart while on a movie date, usually comes in long twos or threes. Often is accompanied by giggling from the bathroom stall/urinal close to you by another person/aftermoviebathroomgoer.
Dude 1: eeeerrbpbpbp, bpbpbpbor, plahrrunt "holy Movie date fart!, i've been holding that in for so long sitting next to her"
Dude 2: Wow...hahaha
Dude 3: Hehehe HAHhaaa
Movie date fart by mhadciller October 18, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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