blarger 

An erect penis; a hard-on

I went to sleep dreaming of her body and woke up with a huge blarger.

blarger by jarujammer March 27, 2008

blagger 

Someone who could sell ice to the eskimos

That car salesman is right fucking blagger

blagger by Gamberro December 25, 2003

blarge 

It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.

bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge

blarge by JdOz28 August 12, 2006

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip by Bry10022 April 8, 2021

blargenshnuggle 

a phrase used when a comeback can not be thought of

Person 1: You are such a loser.
You: Ya well, blargenshnuggle.
Person 1: Wow I got served.

blargenshnuggle by britain July 13, 2006

blargarysm 

when you cant think of a word and you make funny noises or stutter trying to think of it

i just..just...DAMNIT, i dont remember.

blargarysm by Travis Willis February 26, 2005

Blargenstine 

A more intense version of "blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration. Considered an intense explicative of "Blarg!"

A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself. He would state emphatically: "Blargenstine!" and then laugh, feeling quite embarrassed but comical.

Blargenstine by TrinityKnight(XboxLive) February 11, 2010