took'd

To be the victim of a crime, injustice, or theft.

Johnny got took'd the other day by his lawyer.

or

Man, that dude got TOOK'D!! Did you see his face?

took'd by tha wiz March 27, 2008

Took D. Photo 

Strongest among pirates Took D. Photo was the strongest pirate/marine with a screentime of 12 minutes. It is told that he can absorb all types of devil fruits since his fruit is ccuumm - ccuumm no mi.

Eg. Took D. Photo

Took D. Photo by Took D. Baguette July 18, 2022

Took down the rope

The act of removing a societal standard of achievement and related shame of failing to reach a standard. (past tense)
In reference to the rope in school gymnasiums which were historically climbed as part of physical education, but were removed in '90's as part of a societal trend and are no longer included in standard curricula. Defined by Adam Carolla.

Q: France used to be excellent, what the hell happened?
A: Took down the rope.

San Francisco took down the rope by implementing a program to cut checks to homeless people.

Took down the rope by bossk21 September 11, 2009

took down 

getting robbed, beaten up, stolen from or scammed

twin ahh went to Clayton county and got took down

took down by IXYMIA May 13, 2025

took the dub 

To win

We fucking won bro, we totally took the dub

took the dub by One Gay boi January 3, 2018

i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.

Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::

i took a dump on your moms chest by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004

ney took er derbs 

Redneck for They took our jobs!
1.) Used when those goobacks from the future come to our present time and start taking over peoples jobs, and the only way to stop them is to get gay
2.) When someone says NEY TOOK ER DERBS!!! It is customary to say it again, and for other people to repeat it also using less syllables or in a different way

"We started a lemonade stand and the people from out future took it over"
the rednecks don't understand
"Oh I'm sorry.... DEY TOOK ER DERBS!!!!"
"DEY TOOK DERBS!!!"
"TOOK ER DERBS!!!"
"DERB ER DER!!!"

ney took er derbs by boshi January 27, 2005