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First Fatal Piss 

First Fatal Piss or FFP.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.
Mira: Where's Hetty gone?
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.
First Fatal Piss by iambethany December 23, 2006

fatal first piss 

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.
I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016