crapiola 

anything that's a load of crap

Fuck this global warming, climate change bullshit ! It's nothing more than pure scaremongering crapiola !

crapiola by Frosty 1 March 22, 2008

takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.

I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!

takin’ the ol’ crapola by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

[Holy crapola] 

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

[Holy crapola] by Kplumb August 3, 2008

crapola 

An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.

"Crapola, my car stereo is gone!"

crapola by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

crapola 

Something that is crappy and disappointing; a piece of junk. Used to describe a shitty situation or object that is unworthy of a real english adjective.

A: "Did you see this hairblowdryer/swiffer Mildred bought from the infomercial?"

B: "Hahaha this thing is crapola"

crapola by jklfdjkls;jfkl; February 20, 2010

crappola 

A whole load of crap. Not to be confused with shitload.

What's all this crappola?

crappola by Shithead April 7, 2003

crayola crapola 

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.

I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.

crayola crapola by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006