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Springfield XD

The Springfield XD is a striker-fired, polymer framed handgun produced in Croatia and licensed to Springfield Armory in the USA. It comes in a variety of calibers (9mm, .40 S&W, .45 acp) and features a 1911-style grip safety. The 2008 models also include a thumb safety. The handgrips are reputed to be highly ergonomic. They bear a superficial resemblance to GLOCK pistols.
Springfield XD -- like a Glock, only better.

I prefer my Springfield XD compact to the Glock as a concealed carry piece. The grip safety makes me feel more comfortable going out in public "cocked and locked" while carrying concealed.
Springfield XD by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008
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Springfield XD

Springfield XD, originally known as the HS2000, is a Croatian made auto-pistol designed for military and police use. The NRA named the springfield XD 45ACP "Handgun of the Year" in 2006.

The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.

In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
"Ohh my god!! Did you see that guy's gun blow up in his hand?? Holy shit!! He's fucking bleeding, call an ambulance!!"

"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"

SPRINGFIELD XD

A GREAT FIREARM THAT CAN OUTSHOOT GLOCK, VERY GREAT PIECE OF ART, CARRIED BY GREAT COPS, THAT DON'T WANT THIER GLOCK TO JAM, CARRIED BY MYSELD AN OFFICER OF THE PEACE, 40 CAL, IS THE WAY TO GO, GREAT FIREARM, UNLIKE A GLOCK!!! ALSO THE XDM IS A NEW COUNTERPART THAT KICKS AS MUCH AS, GREAT FEATURES, SAME GRIP SAFETY AND EASY TO TAKE APART, XD IS THE WAY TO BE!!!
THE springfield XD CAN OUTSHOOT A GLOCK, GLOCKS ARE SHIT, XD'S ARE IN, EVERY MAN SHOULD CARRY AN XD, NOT A GLOCK, SO DROP YOUR BALLS AND BY THE XD!!!!!

XD OWNER TO A GLOCK OWNER "MAN THAT THING IS SHITTY, KEEPS JAMMING AND YOU WILL SHOOT TOUR EYE OUT," GLOCK OWNER TO XD OWNER "YEAH MY FUCKHEAD ASS SHOULD HAVE WENT XD, THAT IS THAT WAY TO BE!!!

Springfield XD

1. A cheap Croatian pistol that would barely sell in Europe. However, after intensive marketing and slapping their name on it, became semi-popular.

2. A cheap, Glock-wannabe pistol.

3. Inferior to a Glock pistol.
Man, my cheap ass Springfield XD keeps jamming. Guess I should have bought a Glock!

Wow, my XD really IS a cheap ripoff of a Glock!
Springfield XD by Colt .50 March 24, 2009
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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