Me: *sniffs* what on earth is that?
My bro: I farted dude. want it in
cupcake form?
me: shit dont let
mum hear you swear!
*
mum enters*
me: you mean YOU FLUFFED, right?
my bro: ... yeah I... fluffed. excuse me
*mum approves of our language correction and leaves*
me: you fuckin stinkyass