jivemonkey 

it means like you are going to do something
but you end up not doing it

e.g "you was going to clean up then kitchen but you didnt you jivemonkey"

jivemonkey by charlie brunt March 19, 2008

jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizmonkey 

A cute horny gay guy.

When I went to the gaybar, I saw a ton of jizmonkeys!

jizmonkey by Noba D March 28, 2010

Jibbmonkey

one who is high on crystal { SPEED } methanphetamine, continuously moving around and won't shut the fuck up.

" Whooooooaaa, Slowww Dowwwnn Jibbmonkey " " You going too fast for me mother fucker"

Jibbmonkey by whispering rain December 15, 2014

jizmonkey 

a monkey who jizzes on fit bitches

the monkey jizzed on the fit whore coz he's a jizmonkey

jizmonkey by sektor3 June 11, 2003

Jizzmonkey 

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

Jizzmonkey by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010

jizzmonkey 

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

jizzmonkey by urbankhaos May 9, 2003