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A Jewish mixed breed dog who is somtimes grumpy .......
My dog is being such a Schmutt today, It is snowing outside and he wants to go out and play in the snow.
Schmutt by jjwhite0222 December 19, 2009
"have u seen my schmutt ?
- you mean your keys ?
- yes, my SCHMUTT"
schmutt by Strand, S.T. March 17, 2008
A jewish cat that is normally grumpy.
Normally people with the name Ian are schmutts.
schmutt by Ian Cats March 26, 2010
generally bringing down the vibe/mood in an event
β€œOh my god, who invited Josh, he’s such a schmutt.”
Schmutt by RazerLizard February 1, 2024

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

David Schmitt 

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*
David Schmitt by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013