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Schmitch 

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom
My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.
Schmitch by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020
Related Words

schnitchel

How Kane thinks Schnitzel is pronounced...what a dick head.
One chicken schnitchel please Mitchell”
schnitchel by ratbag640 March 24, 2019
A massive junkie, usually someone that owns a vaporizer and likes to make up stories about hookups.
Shvitch: "I don't know man, I just didn't wanna do it."
Shvitch by caaaaaack July 26, 2010

schvinchter 

Is a female so backed up from taking it in the ass both holes are clogged and are no good for nothing anymore
My boy dumped that schvinchter, she is so backed up she wears diapers, cuz the crap is oozing out of her.
schvinchter by Cally kelly October 27, 2019

schritchdizxles 

A very big clutch of food
I have a pile of schritchdizxles!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026