monkey funker

non-swear version of mother f**ker

get lost you you monkey funker

monkey funker by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003

Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.

Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!

Monkey Fucker by ABN October 5, 2004

Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

Monkey Fucker by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

Son of a monkey fucker 

1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort

John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .

Son of a monkey fucker by MorsMortis March 7, 2010

Monkey Fucker

An idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.

"Look at that stupid monkey fucker.God I hate him."

Monkey Fucker by Attalina March 18, 2009

MONKEY FUCKER

A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.

Someone born in Nashville.

Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker

MONKEY FUCKER by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

monkey fucker

A person who has sexual relations with african americans.

did u hear about jenna? yeah that monkey fucker slept with half of the basketball team

monkey fucker by aryan prince March 21, 2005