glifnard 

Someone who is a lame motherfucker.

Often viewed as useless and retarded.

Many times just looking at this person can cause one to do bodily harm to them.

Coolieman is such a glifnard, I kicked him in the face so hard, I tore a tendon in my ankle.

glifnard by scrapdog February 29, 2008

glifnard 

Someone who you look at and want to Superman punch in the face

Wow Trey forgot to make the Salmon BLT and the rest of the order is ready. He is such a glifnard.

glifnard by RJ henny May 26, 2022