A dick with crusty stuff around with other gross things ozzing out
His flower dick looks like a daisy
by Nay_bAbii February 28, 2008
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Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.
Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!
by EmilySunset February 27, 2015
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It is where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your penis to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.
My kidney stone is causing me to have a dick flower.
by Dick Flower July 19, 2011
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Where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your -blam!- to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.
Joe: Shit man I got a huge kidney stone
Pickle McFace: Don't piss that shit out man you'll get a Dick Flower
by PICKLES MC JACK FACE MOO July 19, 2011
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