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Dick Flower 

It is where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your penis to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.
My kidney stone is causing me to have a dick flower.
Dick Flower by Dick Flower July 19, 2011

Dick Flower 

Where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your -blam!- to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.
Joe: Shit man I got a huge kidney stone
Pickle McFace: Don't piss that shit out man you'll get a Dick Flower

flower-dicked 

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.
Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!
flower-dicked by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

dickmented flower 

Dickmented flower
I looked at Ryan and thought about his dickmented flower. He has an ugly one #lmfaostupidryan
dickmented flower by Blacked fig December 17, 2017

Floberdick 

A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.
The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.
Floberdick by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026