shit prints 

The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.

Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.

shit prints by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008

DA SHIT points 

What you get when a monkey pelts you with its poo.

Michelle gained 3 DA SHIT points at the zoo yesterday.

DA SHIT points by Bananaramalama August 17, 2010

Printer Shit 

The event in which one's printer shits out large quantities of paper. This could be the cause of a productive night of cramming a paper, printing a book, or the fact that one's printer randomly prints excessive amounts of paper.

Mike: How did your project go last night?

Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.

Printer Shit by ifoamatthemouth October 23, 2011

shitprints 

The paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp turd. When she exits the box to come and say hello and be told what a good girl she is there is a shitty trail of paw prints on your floor

Hey Mick, Freddi just had a dump and left shitprints on the floor again. I suppose it's my turn to clean up again...

shitprints by Almeria August 21, 2009

Shitprint 

A stain left on the back of a toilet seat after your second or third shit of the day. Stain occurs when previous wipes have moved faecal matter up you arse crack to a place which will come into contact with toilet seat.

Mum: Did you shit on the toilet seat?
Son: No, don't worry it's just a shitprint. I'll clean it off.

Shitprint by Nai Laprem May 24, 2022

Shitprint 

The act of touching something after your fingers have touched your butt hole.

My hand smells like crap after I shook Bill's hand - I think he gave me a shitprint!

Shitprint by srezr December 20, 2013