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chumpatize 

v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.
Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

chumpatize by fugitive February 25, 2008

Chumpitizer 

Dopey, the Chumpion of the World. A serial chump. Someone who aspires to imbecilic.
Best used when sung to the tune of womanizer:

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Chumpitizer, chump-chumpitizer, you're a chumpitizer
Oh, chumpitizer, oh you're a chumpitizer, baby
you you you are, you you you are
Chumpitizer, chumpitizer, chumpitizer (chumpitizer)
Chumpitizer by hellonewman1 March 22, 2010

Chumpitize 

The act of becoming a chump. To perform actions that would make one a chump.
I was trying to get him to be quiet so he wouldn't chumpitize himself in front of everyone.
Chumpitize by ed_menendez February 23, 2009

chipmatized 

Buzzed beyond words, when a smile with your eyes closed is all you can manage, and a giggle is your only come back
I'm chipmatized man, cant even open my eyes pifthadapift
chipmatized by vrcop November 1, 2004

chumpetized 

I left the zoom call to join another meeting, realized the other meeting up was optional, and then tried to join again and it said I can’t because the max number of attendees was met. I totally chumpetized myself.
chumpetized by mr_dibbles July 29, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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