schmew 

the residue between your butt cheeks after a long day of work

schmew by Anonymous February 2, 2003

Schmew 

When someone says something really stupid you can schmew them. they then feel really stupid while others laugh at the idiot. oh yeah..and don't forget the hand signal of the schmew.

dude 1:"when you pull the tape it smells like rubber"
me: schmew *does hand signal*

Schmew by dan zizzle October 7, 2004

schmew 

john tildon cottrell

schmew by Anonymous February 2, 2003

Schmeag 

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

What's the scheweppes? 

Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.

Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.

What's the scheweppes? Heard bare hot gals coming to the party later. You coming, fam?

What's the scheweppes? by Tropical Rythms August 8, 2020

Schmeckle pop 

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.

Nice schmeckle pop!

Thanks

Schmeckle pop by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

Schmeddy by Michele19 October 1, 2018