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dicksneeze by Melong January 6, 2009
desneeze
To feel all the anticipation of a sneeze coming on, and overdo preparation without it ever completing.
"Bless you? It looked like you were getting ready to sneeze." "Sorry, yeah I was ready but I somehow desneezed it."
desneeze by poetsespresso February 11, 2009
Dicksneeze
Dicksneeze by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009
dicksneeze
When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice
You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount
dicksneeze by Russian73 December 25, 2007
Dicksneeze
Unwanted person, an accidental pregnancy; the product of an ejaculation.
Interchangeable with the insult, "bastard", especially in the context of an unlikable or unwanted person.
Interchangeable with the insult, "bastard", especially in the context of an unlikable or unwanted person.
Dicksneeze by Laina_S October 4, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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