molp 

A very large joint, smoked only for a personal.

I'm going to saw some wood and smoke this molp.

molp by Phil Joly February 20, 2008

Molp 

When you poo and pee at the same time
This is a rare occurrence for many

I managed to molp for the first time in 2 years last night

Molp by Bethan Mint November 27, 2021

molped 

Getting pranked so hard your genitalia explodes killing you painfully.

molped molped

molped by Laxer_1738 July 24, 2015

Molpage

A word used when there is nothing else to say and you cannot think of anything more creative to use.

Means absolutely nothing, other than "space filler".

Can be used for other situations where the word seems pointless.

Created when a boyfriend did not know what to say to his girlfriend, and the word "molpage" was used, may also have words before it such as "total", to make "total molpage".

"This is total molpage"

"...er... molpage..."

"total molpage!"

Molpage by jason_uk February 1, 2006

Molphin 

The result of a gang rape by a Dolphin on a Man

The Mighty Morphin Power Dolphin's raped the Man, As a result the man spawned Molphin

Molphin by Dominenco Lynchero April 8, 2009

Molph 

The father of fuck. The ultimate word to use when nothing else will work.

you totally just molphed it up.
your such a molph.
when we molph its so molphing amazing.
you dumb molph

Molph by da molphas November 22, 2011

molping

Mashup of moping and Molly. Occurs when females named Molly induce sadness amongst their friends(s).

Dude 1: Yo man, I haven't heard two words out of Sparrow all week.

Dude 2: Yeah, ever since Molly left him for Bob in accounting, he hasn't been worth a shit.

Dude 1: He's gotta quit molping around man - pathetic!

molping by Shadooow December 2, 2010