chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

chinese goggles by Monmouth March 3, 2008

chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

chinese goggles by Monmouth December 9, 2008

Chinese Safety Goggles 

Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.

John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"

Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."

Chinese Safety Goggles by Brain the Great January 28, 2010

Chinese rain goggles 

when a women squirts her juice on to a man face from a stand position .

jizz on face , Chinese rain goggles

Chinese rain goggles by Bigdaddyhughes1031 January 7, 2012