horny

What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.
The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)
by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 11, 2017
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Hornlike or resembling a horn. Bet you didn't expect that while scrolling through the erotic things other people have written.
"I'm horny."
"Really???"
"Yup, I have six horns. Horniest member of my Dragon Club."
by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018
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lmfao you know what this means you nasty fuck, but here it is (it was too long to put in one box sooo its down below lol)A man bumped against me after coming down the stairwell. It was late at night, and the place was empty. The trains delayed. He had a frenzied look in his eyes and a smile that won my raging heart. It didn’t take long before he had me pinned against a movie poster, groaning and growling as he wrenched down my pants. One hand squeezed my tit, the other massaged my ass as if he thought I was hiding something in there. My response was to moan for him, begging him to go harder. He grabbed a fistful of my hair and pressed my face against the wall. It felt so cold compared to my flushed cheeks, and I moaned again. He was balls deep inside me, the tip of his cock pressuring the very core of my being. And the heat! Every moment, throbbing, so much so that every time I took a shuddering breath, I felt every single inch of this stranger claiming my body. There was no need for protection when it came to utter submission. “I’m going to fuck your brains out,” he said quietly into the back of my neck, pressing his whole body against me, pinning me against the wall. A train roared into the station on the opposite track. He kept going. “Don’t mind that,” he whispered when the train stopped and opened its doors. His words slithered into my head. “Just focus on this. My cock. Your tight little pussy.”
He was so deep inside me, stretching me out in the best possible ways, I was almost afraid he’d get stuck. He buried his nose in my hair and groaned. All the while, my hips kept moving on their own. Swaying, my pussy tightening, massaging every inch as my body begged him to cum inside me. His cock twitched with every shot, filling my insides with heat and liquid madness. My mind threatening to blank out as he shuddered out every single drop he had to offer. When he was done, he stepped back with a sigh. I wanted to beg him to stay, and I whimpered as his cock slid out of me, releasing the mess we’ve made to slide down my thighs. He slapped my ass, then I heard him walk away into the dark station. A train rumbled into the station. I pulled up my pants, my heart refusing to quiet down, and sat down on a bench. There was no one else on the late-night train, and so I slid down my pants and scooped up what the stranger had left behind. I sucked my fingers clean. now thats horny.
by sugar babie August 11, 2020
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Britany's friends had just got here for the annual sleepover. every year, one person would get chosen to go into her dark closet. then the person would
choose one person to come inside and have sex with them. then the person who had got chosen would decide if they wanted to become bf and gf. all the names were put into a hat and chosen. she realises that she is super horny. BRITTANY! she looks up to hear her name called.

like if you want a part!
by youarehopelessyhorny January 14, 2019
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the feeling you’ll get after reading this
when a woman’s pussy turns into an ocean and a mans cock turns into a rock
sarah put on a sexy dress and got horny just looking at herself. she hopped in her car and drove over to the club. she sat down at the bar and..
“hey wanna dance?” a man asked sarah
“sure” sarah said. she looked at his pants and saw a bulge. she took his hand, rubbing her pussy against his cock.

“what’s ur name?” sarah asked
“josh” he replied
“let’s go to the bathroom” she said. they went to the bathroom, locked the door and josh pinned her against the wall and started kissing her.
“she pushed him off and said

“let’s go to my place.”

10 minutes later..
sarah and josh were in the car when suddenly he felt a hand grab his dick and started giving it a handjob until it squirted. when they got to sarah’s apartment, they stripped and started fucking.

eat me” sarah moaned. she spread her legs and josh got in between them and stuck his warm tongue in her wet pussy. sarah moaned and josh started going faster. josh pulled away and stuck his tongue in her mouth so she could taste her own cum.

“it’s ur turn now”, josh said, “get down on ur knees and suck it”
sarah grasped josh’s cock in her hand and shoved it in her mouth. while sarah was practically choking on josh’s 10” cock, he was rubbing and squeezing her tits. she got up from sucking cock, ran to her dresser and pulled out a vibrating cock ring that she was saving just for this. josh slipped it on and turned it on. then he slipped his dick in sarah’s soaking wet pussy as she let out the loudest moan she had ever done.
by hornybitch<3 November 25, 2020
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Something you get when you read these definitions
(I also request looking up cum, fuck, masturbate and sex story ;)
Lillian and Samuel are sitting in his room after grinding hard at prom. he is starting to get hard as he looks at her open legs through her tights. She is getting horny while she stares at his boner and is rubbing her tit. She walks over and slowly starts to take off his shirt. He takes off her top and then bra as she starts unbuckling his pants. He feels her pussy starting to get moist as he pulls down her short skirt and takes off her white lace thong. He slowly starts rubbing his cock along her pussy and she lets out a quiet moan. He goes faster and faster until she says "stop playing around, fuck me" . She slowly rubs her hands and massages his balls. She smiles up at him. He slides his huge cock into her pussy. She squeals and says faster as he slides his dick in and out and she says "baby I'm going to cum!". She moans loudly as she lets it out and it flows out of her pussy onto the bed sheets. She says " ohh yes baby, harder! It feels so good!" . She smiles and says " rub my pussy with your cock again please, It felt so good." his huge cock rubs back and forth as he exclaims, " slow down i'm going to cum! " She smiles, and says "if you keep going , I will give you a treat". He goes faster as she moans loudly and he sticks his penis back in her pussy just as he lets out a huge load. She moans and says "ohh yes baby". They both collspse and Lillian falls asleep in Samuels arms.
by oooooooooooooodaddy February 21, 2021
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a dragon who has many horns. this dragon normally uses his horns to fight gandolf.
"I'm such a horny dragon, but I still can't find gandolf, much less fight him."
by whillba January 27, 2019
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