blanke
A homeless man with a patchy beard and shaggy hair. They usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze.
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Joe Blanke Half
A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.
Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?
Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
Joe Blanke Half by Darryl from PA March 11, 2022
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ryan blanke
the prettiest girl in the world and she should go out on a date with a boy with the initial, J.A.S, he relly likes her and will be great to her
ryan blanke by peter the panther February 11, 2018
ryan blanke
Ryan Blanke is the hottest mother f****r in the world. people with the name Ryan Blanke are very nice and smart, and is generally known for playing sports(soccer specifically) and should deffinitly be taken.
ryan blanke by peter the panther February 11, 2018
Popcorn Sex Blanket
A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
Popcorn Sex Blanket by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019
Rock Blanket
A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.
Rock Blanket by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022
Butt blanket
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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