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Triangle Grand Master 

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris
Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"

triangle gang

Tight knit of kick ass women. Usually hunts together on line for saucy gossip and dick pics. Feisty in every endeavor and never back down. You do NOT want to piss these women off, you'll be checking your meals for dick cheese or poison.

This twisted group of girls can usually be found hanging out in social groupings giggling at their malicious intent they put into motion.
The triangle gang took over a room and left behind nothing but sticker spam and nudes.

Triangle Girl 

A female who often takes pictures of only her face to create the illusion of attractiveness. In most cases these girls have the face of a hot girl, but in reality the more you look down on the picture, the wider the girl gets. Often seen wearing baggy clothes or dresses that hide this figure, do not be fooled! This shares the same principles as a triangle, hence the name Triangle Girl.
Dude 1 "Hey come check out this picture of this hot chick! She wants to hang out!"

Dude 2 "Ha go ahead and look at another picture, she is totally a Triangle Girl..."

Dude 1 "Whoa good call man, I knew it was too good to be true."
Triangle Girl by Big Bezo June 2, 2009

Triangle Gun 

Insulting name for the STEYR AUG rifle, demeaning it's comically unique, geometrically strange design.
Use- Hey billy, what gun do you want for the raid? We got M4s, deagles, grenade launchers... oh, and the Triangle Gun.

Billy- uhhhhhh.... Ill take the Triangle
Triangle Gun by Firestorm185 June 24, 2021

Triangle of Gay 

When three guys (usually gay or bi) suck each others penises at the same time forming the shape of a triangle.
Damn bro, last night Joe, Rick, and I did the triangle of gay last night, you should have seen it.

the Goth Triangle 

noun - pr. The tri-city area of Northeastern Ohio where Marilyn Manson, Maynard James Keenan, and Trent Reznor were born or resided, specifically the cities of Ravenna (birthplace of Keenan), Canton (birthplace of Manson), and Cleveland (Reznor's residence during the inception of Nine Inch Nails).
"Dude, we stopped for gas in the Goth Triangle."
the Goth Triangle by bedbug December 8, 2009