Chocopoppysquirrel 

N. The name of the process which takes place in the body of a squirrel after given enough chocolate. This process can take up to 3 and a half hours, so if one night you have nothing to do, this is a good way to pass the time. The process consists of four steps

1. lose of ability to climb trees.
2. lose of ability to tell the difference between another squirrel and a mailbox.
3. severe seizures.
4. explosion.

A: I have so many bags of leftover chocolate chips, and i dont know what to do with them.
B: Well, theres a shit load of squirrels in my backyard, wanna ses them have Chocopoppysquirrels?
A: Hell yea!

Chocopoppysquirrel by ZachYJack February 9, 2008